Keeping calm… one stitch at a time. For those who know that knitting needles are better used for yarn than temptation, this “Knitting: Because Stabbing People Is Illegal” retro unisex tee delivers the perfect mix of humor and hobby pride.
Because knitting isn’t just a hobby—it’s therapy with sharp objects.
Soft, comfy, and loaded with sarcastic charm, this t-shirt is ideal for knitters who love their craft—and know it keeps them out of trouble! Whether you're at a knitting circle, craft fair, or just stitching away at home, this tee will have fellow crafters laughing and nodding in agreement.
Why You’ll Love It:
Vintage-inspired design with hilarious craft humor
Soft unisex fit – perfect for long knitting sessions or casual days
Great gift for knitters, crocheters, and anyone who’s dangerously creative
Ideal for craft shows, maker markets, or cozy days with yarn and murder-free thoughts
Retro Slogan T-Shirt with a comfortable fit for both men and women. Great selection of colors to choose from, perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. Made with 100% lightweight cotton, ideal for active and leisure wear. Relevant for holidays like Christmas, birthdays, and casual gatherings. Product features - Made with 100% lightweight cotton - Great fit for both men and women - Variety of colors to choose from - Ideal for casual and semi-formal settings - Manufactured in a humane and sustainable way Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
