Skip to product information
1 of 19

Printify

"Tired Is My Superpower – Powered by Juice Boxes and Sarcasm" – Retro Slogan Unisex Parenting Humor Gift, Mothers Day, Fathers Day

"Tired Is My Superpower – Powered by Juice Boxes and Sarcasm" – Retro Slogan Unisex Parenting Humor Gift, Mothers Day, Fathers Day

Regular price $11.42 USD
Regular price Sale price $11.42 USD
Sale Sold out
Taxes included. Shipping calculated at checkout.
Color
Size

No cape. Just caffeine, chaos, and juice boxes.
The “Tired Is My Superpower – Powered by Juice Boxes and Sarcasm” tee is your new uniform for surviving life like a slightly sarcastic superhero.

Whether you're parenting toddlers, teaching kindergartners, or just living on fumes and snacks, this retro-style unisex tee is a hilarious, comfy reminder that being tired is practically a superpower—and you're absolutely crushing it.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Soft, breathable unisex jersey fit

  • Eye-catching retro typography with witty slogan

  • Perfect gift for moms, dads, teachers, or exhausted humans

  • Great for school runs, grocery meltdowns, or sipping wine after bedtime

Fuel up with sarcasm and keep saving the day, one juice box at a time.

Tired? Same. But make it a superpower.

This one’s for the moms running on caffeine, crumbs, and questionable levels of sarcasm.
If you've ever powered through a meltdown with a juice box in one hand and a death stare in the other, congratulations — you’ve earned this shirt.

The "Tired Is My Superpower – Powered by Juice Boxes & Sarcasm" tee is equal parts real talk and mood. Whether you’re chasing toddlers or eye-rolling your way through carpool, this is your superhero uniform.

Perfect For:

  • Moms with zero chill but max humor
  • Mother’s Day gifts that don’t suck
  • Everyday wear for moms who juggle all the things
  • Baby shower gifts for future tired legends

Product Features:

  • Buttery soft cotton/poly blend = actual comfort
  • Unisex fit for a relaxed, stylish vibe
  • Long-lasting print (just like your sarcasm)
  • True-to-size OR size up for that slouchy "don’t talk to me" look

Give tired the respect it deserves. Add this to cart and rep your superpower in style.

Product features
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort.
- Features side seams for enhanced shape retention and structural support.
- Ribbed knit collar ensures elasticity and shape retention.
- Various printing techniques guarantee vibrant colors and crisp designs.
- Tear-away label minimizes irritation for a smooth wearing experience.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

View full details

Collapsible content

Personalize This T-Shirt

Please enter the name you'd like printed in the Order Notes at Checkout.
Example: “If Lost, Return to Ava”

Collapsible row

Collapsible row

Collapsible row